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4/9/2015 6:34:06 PM
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No, it's not cause you're a nice guy, it's cause somethings wrong with me
*stops inside a cave, headlights off*
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There is nothing wrong with you Ms. Taxi driver, you're just trying to make a living like anyone else in this world, helping out others [u]without killing them afterwards[/u] is the way to go.. So how much $$ will this cost? Unless you do some other form of payment?
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*steps out of taxi* *opens door nearest to you* *punches you* *forces pillowcase over your head*
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*moves the pillowcase from my face n pins you down* ma'am please, stop, there's no need for this
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*kicks you in the face* Oh, i think there is a need for this *kicks you again, forces pillowcase over your head, ties it shut round your neck*
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*blocks you from tying it* *moves away from you* *pulls out gun* Ma'am please, just go, I don't wanna die
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*laughs * Your bullets won't hurt me
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*moves into the driver door of taxi and locks all doors* *drives off* but me taking your taxi business will... I'm sorry
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[spoiler]taxi acts on its own[/spoiler][spoiler]you really should've read some of the things it does before making that mistake[/spoiler] *taxi spits you out, rams its passenger door up your ass*
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[spoiler]at least there was lube in the driver compartment[/spoiler] [spoiler]I wonder why you had that there[/spoiler] I hate to do this but... *shoots at gas cap causing the taxi to explode*
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[spoiler]taxi is indestructible[/spoiler][spoiler]you really should've read about it[/spoiler] *taxi explodes and reforms*
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[spoiler]how does that work O.o[/spoiler] All I wanted.. was.. to go.. That way *points* and you.. ended up taking me.. [b]that way[/b] *points* and.. that way *points* I'm not.. even at my destination yet.. and you're already trying to kill me then do who knows what to my body
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Accept your fate
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There is no fate to be accepted, I am you, from the future, if you kill me there will be no you, no taxi business, no one will be able to take people from the street ever again to be able to kill them in a dark forest or cave or wherever
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Then if you are me, why did you have a gun?
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To be prepared.. To stop you from ending your own life indirectly, you are more vulnerable in the future Julie no matter how hard you try to avoid it there is no fixing it.. I'm sorry Julie
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Sorry [spoiler]you really should've read some of what happens here[/spoiler] *takes your gun, beats your face in. .. [spoiler]until you die*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Good lord lol...[/spoiler]
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Edited by JulieCakes: 4/9/2015 8:13:42 PM[spoiler]what? Lol[/spoiler][spoiler]also, he godmods, and wont die [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Your brutal...[/spoiler][spoiler]I see[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Remembers how lethally hawt you are*[/spoiler]
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Just because I'm more vulnerable doesn't mean it would be that simple to kill yourself like that.. The only reason you die now, in the future, is because you respawn on the spot, the moment you die.. *pins you down again* So stop while your ahead, or I'll get the future taxi as well And trust me, you don't want that.
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You make no sense *kills you*
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*respawns* I make no sense? By saying that you're inferring that you make no sense? Which is kinda odd isn't it? *walks away* oh and here *gives keys to future taxi* enjoy yourself, the future is much more fun with the ways to kill your victims, just make sure you go over the manual thoroughly.
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*doesnt take keys*
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Well, enjoy yourself.. *walks away unharmed*
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*you walk by your corpse*
