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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Edited by OMiNoUsBLue: 4/10/2015 7:16:53 AM
    A man woke up in a hospital and said, "Doctor, doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor then said, "I know. I amputated your arms" 2 cannibals were eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you!?" Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? [spoiler]she's dead[/spoiler] An Irish man walks out of a bar A horse walked into a bar [spoiler]several people got up an left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation[/spoiler] I remember the last words my dad said before he kicked the bucket... [spoiler]"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"[/spoiler] A man walks into a bar [spoiler]he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family[/spoiler]

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