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4/10/2015 12:54:22 PM
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I went to the doctors the other day and he was asking me a lot of weird questions. He finally stops and tells me I have to quit masturbating. I ask him why.
[spoiler]because it's interfering with the exam he says..[/spoiler]
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This was funny. Thank you for sharing
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Buddy told it to me the other day. I was taking him so serious at first lol. Got another good one. I don't think mt girlfriend likes orgasms. [spoiler]She keeps spitting them out.[/spoiler]
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Saw that already. Good one though
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Edited by RxKLUTCH: 4/17/2015 5:47:42 AMWhat about this one. Super man is flying around one sunny afternoon when suddenly he spots wonder woman sun bathing naked on a roof top. Super man thinks to himself "man I'd like to get a peice of that ass" And then realizes "wait, im super man. Faster than a speeding bullet. I can be down there in the blink of an eye and BAM, be gone before she knows what even happened. So he swoops down fast as a lighting bolt and BAM BAM! He's gone. Wonder woman sits up and yells "what the hell was that!?!?" Invisible man says "I don't know but my ass hurts!" Lol never told this to someone and they've already heard it. One of my favorite.
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Didn't get the punchline but i still laughed :P
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You don't get the punchline? Invisible man was screwing wonder woman and super man.. well.. lets just say, it's all ogre now.
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Ohhhhhhh. I get it now. Sorry, i'm slow :P
