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4/12/2015 1:48:48 AM
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[spoiler]hmm[/spoiler][spoiler]sounds like[/spoiler][spoiler]complications>pleasure[/spoiler][spoiler]assuming he wants her to[/spoiler][spoiler]arrive to the destination[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tiny Mandals: 4/12/2015 2:05:06 AM[spoiler]not entirely[/spoiler] [spoiler]if he's good at it[/spoiler] [spoiler]besides pick a long straight road[/spoiler] [spoiler]and spread those legs[/spoiler] [spoiler]and try to keep the wheel straight[/spoiler] [spoiler]or maybe just pull over[/spoiler] [spoiler]hop in the bed of my truck[/spoiler] [spoiler]and enjoy the night sky[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry for moderately slow replies it was time for the kids to have a bath[/spoiler] #TooManySpoilers [spoiler]edited for hashtag[/spoiler]
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[quote] [spoiler]or maybe just pull over[/spoiler] [spoiler]hop in the bed of my truck[/spoiler] [/quote] ^^^no longer the point, but... [spoiler]imo totes ideal[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]much more fun that way[/spoiler] [spoiler]so i guess we're on the same page[/spoiler] [spoiler]weather's nice this time of year....[/spoiler]
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Lol! Yes it is
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Just right, to be outside... With someone special, rolling around in the grass
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Lol! There would definitely have to be some sort of blanket or throw on top [spoiler]...of the grass[/spoiler][spoiler]^^^me being clever[/spoiler]
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Sneaky, very very sneaky, just gotta remember where the bonfire is[spoiler]so we don't roll into it[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]so [b]we [/b]don't roll into it[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]^^^sneeky indeed...[/spoiler]
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Apologies madam, I didn't mean to the imply that your thighs were easy to part
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Thank you. Cause they are [spoiler]not.[/spoiler]
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Just meant to try to put you in the story to make it more[spoiler]gripping[/spoiler]
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Well... it worked... [spoiler]kinda[/spoiler]
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This has been magnificent, almost as magnificent as riding a polar bear down a water slide [spoiler]not a bad thing I promise[/spoiler]
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Lol! I was about to search for what that meant -*searches for slang definition of [i]polar bear[/i]* 0.0
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I meant a literal polar bear, I don't keep up with current slang, I still think fo' shizzle is popular
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Lol! Ok good...
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polar+bear Just cause I was curious
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Lol #2 was the one i reacted to in my earlier comment
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But that doesn't make as much sense as #5 though, riding a fat white chick down a water slide makes more sense than riding giving head with ice in your mouth
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Lmfao! You're right
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But I meant riding as in taking into glorious battle with a sword in hand. Down a water slide. Cause water slides make everything more amazing
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I did not think id laugh more... *standing ovation* [spoiler]maybe not standing. But an applause nonetheless[/spoiler]
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Why thank you ma'am. I'll be here all night/day/week/month well you get the picture
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Lel *throws money at stage*
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I'm no stripper, I don't want your money
