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4/12/2015 2:08:28 AM
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No for real
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...Wut?
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He was eating a raw duck while holding a rifle.
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Is this some kind of sexual joke?
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Nope. Literally saw him doing it.
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What made him turn?
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Uh.. Wot m8 No he had a line rifle and a duck that hadn't been cooked yet in his hand. I think he was hungry.
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So... Why did he go missing?
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He was hiding in a hole from GORGONS. THE BASTARDS!!
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POOR MAN. GIVE HIM A COOKIE!
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I DID
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MMKAY
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WAIT WHERE DID THE PUPPY GO!!! TIME TO RAID THE HUNTERS AGAIN!!!
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HANG ON WHERE ARE THE WARLOCKS? WE NEED THEM!
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I'm here I have a Nova bomb
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THEY ARE SIMEWHERE!!!
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FIND TRIXIE. WE NEED HER FUSION NADES.
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IDK WHERE SHE IS!!!
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SHE MIGHT STILL BE SLEEPING. IRL SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO BED. BUT THAT WAS EIGHT HOURS AGO.
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OH MU GOD RUN THEN GO WAKE HER UO WITH FOH NOW!!!
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BUT SHE'S A GIRL! I DONT WANT TO MAKE HER MAD.
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I'm here I got my fusion nades
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Look at the top. I'm the famous lodged hydra
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Who..... [spoiler]are you?[/spoiler]
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JUST -blam!-ING DO IT!!!!!!!!
