"It's an eternal hell. I can't burn things."
"Or get wifi connection."
English
-
* you feel a gun barrel press against your helmet*
-
"Did I mention you can't kill what's already dead?"
-
No... *shoots you and you black out, you awaken in a cathedral of sorts*
-
"Goddammit! For the last time, I'm not catholic! Well, at least there's wifi...."
-
*Laughs* you are in Victorian era London.
-
"Damn. Well atleast I'm in The UK.....Wait. Victorian? Dammit, I can't even find Michelle!"
-
*Area turns into a snowy castle*
-
"-blam!- this." *Rips apart reality* Tired of this.[spoiler]Breaking 4th wall FTW.[/spoiler]
-
*you are now in the matrix*
-
*Leaves comment chain*