*my spider legs begin to swell up behind me* Disregarding that last question, I can't understand why you'd want to help me win. Unless it's reverse psychology, In which case I'll continue on my current course. *Grabs estoc from the ground and licks the blade, then readies it* I hope your intentions are as noble as your gestures, because honeyed words will not sway me. *my legs angle themselves at you*