{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
4/12/2015 6:32:01 PM
1
Well, killing people with the taxi is fun... here, take 'er for a spin?
*scoots to passenger seat*
English
-
Oh yeah! It's murderin time!
-
*fastens swat belt* Ohh.. i almost forgot *pulls hose from behind your seat, stabs you behind your neck* There... whatever you imagine is possible with this taxi. Your mind communicates with it now. It can become whatever you want, as long as i agree with it.
-
WTF!?
-
Now drive!
-
*teleports me inside* What the -blam!- happened?
-
Hey ^-^ you ready?!?
-
READY FOR WHAT!?
-
To pay me mutha -blam!-a!!! *begins punching your face in* you think you can just run away without paying?!?!?!?! Give me my money!!
-
*nose breaks* *pulls out detonator* Say hello to gamerhi459 for me, would ya? *everyone inside of taxi incinerates*
-
*rolls eyes* Pay me!
-
*already dead*
-
*with wallet burnt up*
-
This cab is starting to be my main source of pain.
