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4/13/2015 12:34:01 AM
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*crawls into TITAN armor and starts lunking around trying to fit in* hello fellow TITAN brothers.! Meat and fists and stuff.
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Silly warlock...armor is for titans
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I can dream okay
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Edited by DARKBORN BUDDHA: 4/13/2015 10:28:26 PMTeach me how to blink and ill give you some of my spare armor and some lessons in the proper way to wear it. Free lesson: if anyone seems suspicious just start grunting and scratching yourself. Sound like a deal?
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Okay first lesson on blink:make a fist (haha should be easy for you)
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Ok making a fist....whats next...think happy thoughts
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No the opposite, think of like your grandma, and then think about grabbing her butt, then physically squeeze your hand and pull, you should blink
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Edited by DARKBORN BUDDHA: 4/14/2015 5:31:20 AMAaannd done....shit....im stuck in a wall like a mounted trophy....someone send for help please Im just gonna stick to jumping really high
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Probably should, Id assume Titans shouldn't blink because you guys are big and clunky,
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YOU BITCH!!! *shoulder charges for bad language*
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*gets knocked out of the armor revealing my warlock dress* uhm, uh, I can explain.
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Oh you can stay.
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Really.? Pshh awesome, friendship bracelets for everyone
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No we got buttcapes. But I may keep it for memories. (>^_^)>
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Hurray, Id ask for a butt cape but I already have an entire body one <(^^<)
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Luckily A Titan and I are buds
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