Simple question- which method do you use?
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Just thinking about standing while wiping makes me cringe...
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So many minds were blown from this.
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Once, I was in a public restroom (Had to Crap) and there was pee all over the seat and I didn't want to switch because it was full in the bathroom. Anywho, I just sorta squatted and.. Well.. I completely missed the toilet.... Half of it is on the rim of the toilet, the rest.. On the ground..
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Who the -blam!- sits and wipes.
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I kinda do a ninja defuse from Black Ops 2 and spin around while making various beeping noises.
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Edited by Swagu: 4/21/2015 5:03:17 AMYou're [b][i]supposed[/i][/b] to squat because it's the most effective way to tense your asshole to get all the shit off your sphincter. Sitting isn't as effective but it's close. Standing is just asking for a dirty butt hole.
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The debate raged across #OffTopic for many days.
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Eww you guys actually wipe? That's fücking disgusting you gross savages
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I'm not ever touching that dirty seat. Stand. Always. Or squat I suppose.
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Wait, people stand when they wipe?
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I Squat
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why the heck would you wipe while sitting down?
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How do you sit and wipe???
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I usually just do a cartwheel.
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No handstand option?
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How do you sit and wipe? Wouldn't your hand go inside the toilet? That's gross.
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So much more efficient to sit.. You get your toiletpapers worth and not wasting a bunch of rolls on scraping just your botthole. Lmao
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Not to be rude or anything but who the hell stands?
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if you stand doesnt that mean your just smearing the shit around your crack as your cheeks get pushed together?
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So this would be classed as a pro for being a woman.
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I just wanna ask the people who sit. How you reaching under your dick and balls and shit? So weird.
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Standing is easier. Why the F would you sit lol
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This is an easy way to point out the 10 year olds.
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Who the -blam!- stands up to wipe?
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Really? Most people sit? That seems like hard maneuvering?
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Wait. People stand when they wipe?