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I'm no stripper, I don't want your money
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You are now *pole appears before you* Now, dance!
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*dances as if life depends upon my bringing you to sexual excitement*
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*is not entertained* [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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*hangs head in shame and slowly pick clothes up*[spoiler]cries[/spoiler]
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*is amused by your broken spirit* *throws cash*
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*refuses to take money, too much pride*
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*throws quarters at you* [spoiler]hard[/spoiler]
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-blam!- making it rain on 'em you making it hail
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Reminded me of wtp by Eminem. Making it rain on 'em but I'm not throwing 1's 5's 10's or even 20's i'm throwing quarters dimes nickels pennies
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I wouldn't know :( [spoiler]*feels irrelevant*[/spoiler]
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*feels bad* Please smile. You can throw more stuff at me <(°•°)>
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*throws quarter rolls at you*
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*smiles through the pain*[spoiler]I love to make people happy[/spoiler]
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*is happy*
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*tries to happy dance* *fails miserably* [spoiler]I can't dance[/spoiler]
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*laughs*
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*is very happy*
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*notices you are happy, is now bored*
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I'm sorry [spoiler]well that declined quickly[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao ik [/spoiler][spoiler]i was laughing when i wrote it[/spoiler]
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Well at least you're still laughing [spoiler]beard of all beards[/spoiler]
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Omg lol!! Too cute
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First beard, his mom made him shave though[spoiler]something about [quote]1 year olds aren't supposed to have facial hair[/quote][/spoiler]