Dude, I was on the toilet at work and when I left the bathroom, I could hardly walk straight. A crap so violent I felt like I was just sodomized.
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I had Mexican food 2 nights in a row followed by Chinese tonight, And a shit-ton of beer all weekend. I also held my shit for all of Saturday and most of today until now. I feel like .... I'm on a cleanser diet right now that burns and might cause slight bleeding