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Edited by LionMufasa: 4/12/2015 9:19:25 PM
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To all the Forumers on toilets

Dude, I was on the toilet at work and when I left the bathroom, I could hardly walk straight. A crap so violent I felt like I was just sodomized. TELL YOUR STORY

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  • Edited by Belial: 4/13/2015 5:38:11 AM
    I was trying to poop and surfing the forums. I guess I didn't have to poop yet so I just peed. Was looking at my phone and not paying attention when the pissing action made my penis move up above the rim of the toilet. Long story short I pissed all over myself. It was sweet.

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