*opens up shop in Starbucks*
No need for introductions, not in the mood for it. I'm sorry, it's just that a lot has been going on.
It's Melee Monday people. You know the drill. Daily specials are sold, but custom gear enhancement requests are still taken. Order a drink if you want, we are at my Starbucks after all.
So lets get down to business.
[spoiler]Negation Slip Blade
A small, foot long sword. However, it is enchanted to easily push or parry magic. To greatly increase the speed, it is enhanced with quickdraw, allowing you to pull out and put away this weapon in less than a second, allowing offensive players to use this. As a drawback, it's edge is not powerful, but it will push magic users. To troll, of course.
(Customization drawbacks: adding the quickdraw enhancement can only be done to medium or small swords (3 feet blade or less). The magic parry/push can be added to a weapon but will reduce it's damage/cutting edge.)
Manufactured by Dinorush.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]A Moment of Silence
An English bastard sword that is engraved with the names of all those who have fallen in the history of the dojo. The blade will leave a spatial distortion trail from wherever its swung.
These trails are miniature zones where time is slowed to an almost complete stop, but will only accommodate what the zone contains.
The zone can be put to another setting that will negate the latter effects. After 2 turns (yours and theirs), the zones will build up pressure and detonate in a strangely quiet explosion, damaging all those who are in the radius.
Any zones will stay active for about 4 turns maximum.
Manufactured by Phoenix.[/spoiler]
Also, Dinorush just have me a bunch of these cube things. I have no clue what they are, but holy balls. They taste like ice cream, and they taste like amazing ice cream.
Like, the best ice cream I've ever tasted. No understatement. So, grab one of these too while you're at it.
EDIT: THE ARMS DEALING IS NOW CLOSED. CEASE TO USE THIS POST TO PURCHASE ITEMS.
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Edited by Alpha-007: 4/14/2015 9:36:41 PM*puts 50 pounds of nanobot rounds on the table* gimme the moment of silence and 2 crates of fraps
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[spoiler]This is from yesterday...[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]DAMMIT[/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Awesomeman303: 4/14/2015 9:36:59 PM*walks in* I will take a moment of silence
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[spoiler]This is from yesterday...[/spoiler]
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*leaves forever*
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*Pulls out my scythe, Hate* Can you sharpen it? Also, I would wear gloves.
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Hello?
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2 Moment Of Silence's please one as a gift for The Doctor, and one for personal use.
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Gotcha. What do you have to trade?
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Only things of sentimental value. Like my revolver, Joy, or my favorite record, or a picture of the only human offspring I ever produced, or my artbook.
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Any exotic materials you've come across in your travels?
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I have a little piece of the TARDIS console, and a piece of iron from the Earth's core. The iron was a pain in the ass to get.
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Edited by Fletch: 4/14/2015 4:49:38 AM{REDACTED, Because double posts}
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I'll take a Moment of Silence. What do you want for it?
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Any exotic materials or metals would be appreciated.
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How about these? *Takes out a sack of strangely glowing gems* I think these have magical properties. They could probably be used for enchanting items. Will these do? I also have a small amount of left over platinum.
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Gotcha. Will do. *hands blade over* *accepts gems*
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Edited by jj1042: 4/14/2015 12:10:56 PMThanks. *takes blade and walks away*
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A Moment of Silence, please.
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Do you have any rare materials to barter with?
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*hands over a green plasma in a glass ball*
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*inspects it* Hmmm... What is this, exactly? I will accept it, but in just wondering if you know of its contents.
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It appears to be a super heated emerald(s) trapped in a ball of glass. The heat most likely changed the state of matter.
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Now you have my interest... *hands you blade*