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4/14/2015 3:01:34 AM
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Ah, yes. Could you please drive off the Grand Canyon? As you can probably tell, life has become rather unbearable for me! (in an ironically enthusiastic, happy-go-lucky voice)
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Very well, as you wish sir... however if i may, can i assist you in ending your life, in a different way? *grins*
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O_o [spoiler](Thinking to self) not sure if murder or -blam!-...[/spoiler]
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*sly grin* [spoiler]murder[/spoiler]
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Oh, ok. (Hands you a knife and exposes own neck on purpose)
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*stomps on breaks* *laughs maniacally* And what makes you think i need a knife??? *steps out of taxi, turns into gargole*
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Well, this should be interesting! (Covers myself in salt)
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*licks finger, runs it down your face, licks salt off finger* *hues* *grabs you by your neck, pulls you out of taxi*
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(Thinks excitedly to self) [i]I've been waiting for this day my whole life![/i]
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*drags you to the ground and begins stomping your face in. Slashes your throat open and sits by you as you gasp for air* I'm glad i could be of assistance :)
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(Muffled and gurgling, but with a weirdly enthusiastic smile) Th- thanks! *thumbs up* *dies*
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*shoves your corpse in trunk*
