*walks in with noose on*
*in emotionless tone*
I am going to do something irreversible tonight. Can I get an Infinity to go?
English
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*Takes noose from around your neck, then hits you with it*
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What the hell man?! Just give me my damn drink!
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*Throws noose* You're shit at tying things! THE KNOT WAS ALL WRONG!
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*goes behind counter and gets drink* Whatever, fgt. *leaves while giving you the bird*
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*Tackles to the ground* You don't get to go behind the counter! *Punches you in the face, and throws outside*
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Im going now.
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*Throws a sledgehammer at your*
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*dodges*
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*Fires 14 rounds at you with Grudge rifle*
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*teleports away*
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*Follows using Hell Portals*
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Leave me alone, I just want to die already!!!
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DUMBASS I'M TRYING TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS!
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To myself, not someone else. It's personal. You wouldn't understand.
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*Puts a bullet in your head while you talk* I WIN!