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Edited by GingerlyWalnut3:
4/14/2015 9:22:19 PM
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"Well, I had relief ships in orbit, waiting for a signal when [i]Ambassador Cain[/i]," he says with scorn,"Open fire upon us and threatened war. I will gladly heal your damaged ecosystem once you assure him that I am not hostile."
He hesitates
"Oh, and may we have a little privacy? These Ignus soldiers are putting me on edge, and I was scanned repeatedly to ensure that I am unarmed."
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*I wave a hand backward, signaling for all troops to leave* Cain stays.
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"Thank you your majesty. Now, where were we?"
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You were discussing how the Ignus were short sighted when they shot down your ships.
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"Oh there were no casualties. But this lack of restraint is one of the reasons why our cultures are such bitter enemies (I refer to the Ignus). But enough about my side, what would be your plan for peace between our Empires?"
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Open trade, of course. It would seem that we are the largest, if not the only fishing market. Our resources are plentiful, and our workers, efficient. Maybe even dogmatic. But I digress. What is it we can help you with?
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"As long as the Ignus are with you, our trading would be limited, and tensions would be high, and I believe that it would be similar between you and Edgewater."
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We never openly traded with edgewater. They established half of a deal before they pulled out to villainize us.
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"What would you wish we do with Edgewater?"
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I will not ask you to betray your ally BC, but do not defend him. He must pay for his crimes.
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"He is currently on the Imperial colony of Gaea. I can relocate him, but that is all."
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Relocate?
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"Also..." *stammers a little, then clears his throat "Some people in the Dojo wanted me to have... intercourse with you. I tried talking them out of it but... Your choice."
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*my face is apathetic* Eyes up here, boy.
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"Oh... Sorry. I get lazy sometimes, and I immediately start looking for... Yeah. Sorry. It was just a date anyways,"
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*raises an eyebrow*
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Edited by GingerlyWalnut3: 4/14/2015 10:25:00 PM[spoiler]*dare[/spoiler] "Well, uh, this is awkward. At least I get paid for the dare... Even if nothing happened"
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You are getting very Offtopic.
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"Yeah I'll stop. Damn dojo."
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[i]Insolent bastard! How dare he act so vulgar![/i]
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[spoiler]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH[/spoiler]
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"Since he is on Imperial ground, we are in extension defending him. If you two wish to discuss without Imperial defense, I can locate a neutral planet for you."
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Maybe. Let's continue with the ceasefire negotiations.
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Let's... So, where were we before I rudely interrupted with... That"
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[b]The troops do not leave.[/b] [i]As much as I trust in her ability, I do not trust you. In our eyes, you are scum beyond saving.[/i]
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"And what do you believe that I will do? Not only is she a skilled sorceress, but I am completely unarmed. Do you wish to cause dissent, Ambassador?"
