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4/14/2015 10:33:36 PM
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Oh my god.
You're gonna get blood on my chairs?
No but really... You need help?
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Sure, I'm only bleeding out. I'm sure you could just let the maintenance droid clean up my blood.
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...Couldn't tell if that was sarcasm- *Barista droid begins mopping up blood* Damn it. Alright, lemme patch you up. *pulls out med kit from behind counter* *takes off your shirt to observe wound*
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Thank you.
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...Who the hell shoved tampons in your bullet holes?
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Uh....that would be me. I didn't know where a med kit was...so I acted quick.
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... Quick thinking I guess? Where the hell did you find the tampons? Wait. Never mind, I forgot that this is Starbucks. Don't tell me you also bandaged him up with a pair of Uggs as well.
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.........no..... *removes uggs*
