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4/14/2015 10:40:35 PM
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...Couldn't tell if that was sarcasm-
*Barista droid begins mopping up blood*
Damn it. Alright, lemme patch you up.
*pulls out med kit from behind counter*
*takes off your shirt to observe wound*
English
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Thank you.
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...Who the hell shoved tampons in your bullet holes?
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Uh....that would be me. I didn't know where a med kit was...so I acted quick.
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... Quick thinking I guess? Where the hell did you find the tampons? Wait. Never mind, I forgot that this is Starbucks. Don't tell me you also bandaged him up with a pair of Uggs as well.
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.........no..... *removes uggs*
