*Walks into to bar with two swords, one with a sliver of metal from the TARDIS console in the grip*
English
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*looks up from the stool next to you* how drunk were you?
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I don't drink. *puts swords in safe inside office*
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Hmm, *takes a sip of drink* what's the worst thing you've ever seen? I saw omnigoul naked, guess why I'm at the bar.