My dad is a lawyer and we are taking Bungie to court for their lies and unethical methods! I pay my share for their product and the things I was promised are not being delivered! -blam!- you Bungie you greedy liars. You're depriving us from our rights that you promised at release!!!
Can you believe people are serious when they post this type of stuff? Unbelievable. Almost as shocking as how many people don't read the tags. Rage must blind you from the tags. BUNGEEEE NERF IGNORANCE WAY OP
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And my dad works for Bungie and he said bring it!!!
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Well you bought the Game and DLC from Activision for a start, I bet they're shitting their pants.
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Lmao! You show me an official post from bungie promising these things you claim.
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Lol. Please YouTube this
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They never promised a raid and all you guys ever do is leak shit So the leaking can change because it was never official,you people just assumed it was.
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Read the fine print before your dad loos stupid.
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Cute. Your dad is a lawyer and doesn't even know you signed the EULA.
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Remember when satire posts were actually worth reading? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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You're stupid because the picture was leaked So joke is on you retard c:
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Lol stfu spoder
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#satire is #satire.
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People like you make my day. Collecting all these tears from people who have failed to fully read the post and see the tag. It's beautiful.
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Please don't post this stupid shit. Satire or not, it's immature.
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Thank god I saw the satire tag in time. Was just about to post what a retard you are.
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Your dad is either an idiotic ambulance chaser who wants to lose money or your dad is not a lawyer and you are talking crap. I'm going with the second answer. I can smell the stench of your musty smelling gaming dungeon (A.K.A. your mothers basement) also calm your pants. When I saw your name was irritated jeans the tread made sense. Rageaholic over here!
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You were not promised shit. Their ToS says that they can change anything. Have fun loosing all your money trying to get your $20 back
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Upon further information you will be grounded and enlisted for a tutor.
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Edited by JrGuacamoles: 4/15/2015 7:14:17 PMYour dad molests you every night
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Edited by Sixth Devil King: 4/15/2015 7:57:41 PMi can already see it clearly... ... yeah. im rly looking forward^^
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Nice satire
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Lame. Not funny. You're making the forums worse.
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[quote][quote]Community in a nutshell Community: We want to upgrade old weapons to the new cap Bungie: Okay Community: We want more social experiences Bungie: Okay Community: We want something like firefight (horde mode) Bungie: Okay Community: We want a DLC that has a comprehensible story Bungie: Okay Community: We want a raid that's better than Crota's End Bungie: Okay, but that's gonna take time Community: You need what, mother-blam-er? I'm gonna sue. Everybody look, I'm suing! I have no idea how lawsuits work, but I'll do it anyways! Repost of a post, author unknown. Thanks to whoever originally made it.
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Ahh, stupid. Uneducated, spoiled, self-titled brats
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Putting satire in it doesn't make it funny. Gtfo