And In 4th grade I got in trouble for writing a letter to master chief.
[spoiler]chief is proud.[/spoiler]
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It must have gotten lost in the mail
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>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]
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Hahahahahahaha
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[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]this
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XD. One of the best green-text-shrekovers ever
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Same here
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10/10
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I got in trouble for writing a essay to Godzilla in 5th grade
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"What does this mean, Cortana?"