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4/16/2015 9:41:33 PM
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*Arrives in Julie ' s taxi* Hey N7 Sentinel! Where you at? Your ass is about to be grass and some fat Chinese guy, the lawn mower.
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*Drops in and points a gun at your face* THE -blam!- DO YOU WANT?!
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I'm here on Julie ' s behalf, now how do you wanna die? You have three choices: 1. -blam!- to death by fat Chinese guy 2.-blam!- to death by Richard Nixon 3.-blam!- to death by O.J. Simpson Take your pick
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I pick.... None. *Dick kicks you and throws you to fat guy*
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*Reappears in front of you* That was a decoy I'm afraid, I have many more. Now choose or suffer the wrath of The Dark Lord Sauron you fool!
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Sauron... I should've known. I don't think so... *Slashes your face with a Hidden Blade*
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*Reappears in front of you* Again, a decoy you fool. NOW CHOOSE OR BURN IN THE FLAMES OF MORDOR FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.
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No. *Kills decoy* I can kill them all day.
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*Morphs into true form (Sauron) and drags you into the burning eye bringing you to Morder* THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOOL! MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW OR BE AT THE MERCY OF THE ONE RING AND THE NINE!
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*Cuts off Sauron's hand and gets free* *Gets up and looks you in the eye* How... About... No?
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Wait which hand? Left or right?
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Which hand were you dragging me with? You pick. It is your hand that gets severed.
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Shit I didn't think this through, which hand does Sauron have his Ring on?
