What about this one. Super man is flying around one sunny afternoon when suddenly he spots wonder woman sun bathing naked on a roof top. Super man thinks to himself "man I'd like to get a peice of that ass" And then realizes "wait, im super man. Faster than a speeding bullet. I can be down there in the blink of an eye and BAM, be gone before she knows what even happened. So he swoops down fast as a lighting bolt and BAM BAM! He's gone. Wonder woman sits up and yells "what the hell was that!?!?" Invisible man says "I don't know but my ass hurts!" Lol never told this to someone and they've already heard it. One of my favorite.