I thought of these. Posted in other threads before this but not all together lol. What did Mike Tysons have say about Xur not stocking heavy? This is non synths. Your mom is so fat, that when she uses the rest room your whole team has to wipe. A warlock and his girlfriend are fighting and she says she is breaking up with him. He asks why. Her response was, "you're always leaving me coded messages, and you aren't attractive". She proceeded to tell him he was "cryptic and ineffable".