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4/18/2015 2:46:21 AM
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*Gives you another leaf*
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*eats half*
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OH CRAP!!! I GAVE YOU A WEED LEAF!!!!!!
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*gets high*
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*pokes you again to see if you're alive*
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*wakes up, no longer high (it's only been 4 minutes) and stares happily at you, then goes back to sleep*
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Strange *I walk away and pull a scythe out of my black book*
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*later, you see the slug eating a leaf on the end of the scythe*
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*the scythe is laced with a toxin that paralyzes the victim for 5 hours*
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Edited by Schruef: 4/18/2015 2:01:43 PM*slug has slime and is not cut, nor does he actually "touch" the scythe*
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*but it's eating a leaf that touched the blade*
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Edited by Schruef: 4/18/2015 2:08:10 PM*stops eating leaf* *begins to slither off the blade and onto the staff*
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It's good to know you're playing it safe
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*looks for a new leaf*
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*i grab a leaf off a tree and give it to the slug*
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*begins eating leaf*
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*pokes slug*
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*looks at you while finishing leaf*
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*opens black book and starts reading*
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*slithers onto your shoulder and look at pages*
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*the pages are full of letters and symbols that can't be read*
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*slug enjoys siting in the book's spine*
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*the book starts growling and the pages glow a hellish red* I would recommend you get off of it before it starts screaming
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*slug gets off and craws onto your left shoulder* *curls up to sleep*
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*My pet crow lands on my other shoulder,looks at you then at me* No you can't eat it
