You don't know what satire is

Yes. I do.

sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. And yes, this is satire, I am mocking the people who actually believe that buying weapons from xur is not earning them.