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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Ask her why the hell is she wearing a t shirt in the winter.
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Ask why the fuk there's a mouse on the donut. Then ask why the fuk she's wearing a t shirt when there's snow on the ground. Then ask if she's DTF. If the answer is no I shut the door in her face.
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Ask her why she is wearing a t shirt in the snow
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Take the box and slam the door
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Honestly she is fugly but I would buy a donut
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"Get the -blam!- out! You interrupted my crucible match! >:( I don't want your stinkin' donuts!" [spoiler]maybe later[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySay, "No I will not help you cheat on the test!!" Grab one doughnut, slam the door. Open door, grab three doughnuts and slam the door.
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-blam!- off I'm trying to sleep
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3 RepliesIn reality 90% of Offtopic would try to be funny/romantic/cool, and would fail miserably
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*doesnt have money* :/
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Ummmm maybe just buy a donut
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3 RepliesIt was a nice summer day until I opened the door. [spoiler]It'll make sense eventually.[/spoiler]
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Thanks for the donuts Takes donuts Slams door
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Have sex with the donuts. They have holes.
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Sorry Ma'dam i prefer [b]CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!![/b]
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Daum, 10/10 doughnuts.
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It's a trap
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I don't open the door, if OP dictates that I already have then I slam it shut
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Ask who goes around door to door selling uncovered doughnuts, in the cold without a coat on. Dumb broad.
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Call the FDA to revoke her food handling license. WHO DAFUQ SELLS DONUTS WITH [i]MICE[/i] ON THEM?!?
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>Be me >open door >OhLawd.jpg >Be happy >grab box of donuts without asking >slam door >go to kitchen >eat donuts >??? >profit
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Snow on the ground, no coat... She must be freezing. So I tell her to get a real job so she can afford a coat.
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3 RepliesThose boobs are too big to be allowed. [spoiler]In all honesty they look gross.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI would buy all the donuts.Although,anyone of any appearance could sell me donuts,I love donuts. [spoiler]Unless they looked suspicious and I thought the donuts might be tampered with of course.[/spoiler]
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>be me >hear doorbell >open thedoor.exe >d8meimlonely.jpg >"klol" >whip it out >bang right there >bustaload.png >now 2 talk 2 the girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"I see you changed you're boobs. Please get off my door step"
