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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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"I see you changed you're boobs. Please get off my door step"
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Buy the glaze donut it's my favorite
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"uhhh no I dont want donuts, but I do need milk." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Say: sure. *takes box and shuts door*
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That moment when you have a harder time looking away from the donuts.
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Give that poor girl a jacket.
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Buy all chocolate then tell her to gtfo
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Open door Plan to say something smart/funny/romantic Realize that I am a loser Close door Lie down Try not to cry Cry a lot
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Take a donut and put my dick through the hole repeatedly.
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*walks to the door with no pants on* "Sure I'll take one" *puts donut around fully erect penis* *makes eye contact* *slowly shuts door*
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Edited by Numero Uno: 4/19/2015 3:03:53 PMOne glazed donut? It's no doubt cold by now being that your dumbass probably walked around with the box open all the way here, you should be even more fake and color your hair blond to represent your stupidity. Don't knock on my door again or I will blow your brains out with a 360zNoXScopezxCumshot. *flips box full of donuts in her face and closes the door while laughing*
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1 ReplyTell her this. "You wanna be my donut? I can leave you cream filled or with a layer of glaze." [spoiler]o bby[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySay "No thank you", wish her a pleasant day, and go back to whatever miscellaneous thing I was doing.
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Ask why she isn't wearing a coat when there's snow on the ground.
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Wait till Walter white comes in and says "I'm the one who knocks"
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Say no thank you and close the door
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Fake, I'll pass
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2 RepliesBang her. Duuhhh.
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I call the cops. Those are some sketchy *** donuts
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1 ReplyTake the donuts and close the door [spoiler]Without saying thanks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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1 ReplySay go away I'm waiting for the Girl Scouts. [spoiler]Not in a sexual way, I just want thin mints[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI ordered extra buns
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Stab her in the face and steal the donuts.
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"Bitch, I was just eating making breakfast for my -blam!-ing family to celebrate our fitness goals, and you walk up to MY HOUSE WITH THINGS THAT MADE US SET THOSE GOALS!? BE GONE HARPY!"
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Stare at her with hate filled eyes till she goes away
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Tell her i dont like donuts and close the door
