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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Kick her off my property for the lack of maple in that box.
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Edited by Potato Salad: 4/19/2015 1:32:35 PMCan I squeeze some milk on my donuts?
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Eat her tits.
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Ask her if hers is for sale
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No thanks, I don't eat a lot of sweets
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Why the -blam!- is she going around selling donuts in a skimpy shirt while it's snowing. -blam!-ing pornos, becoming less logical every year.
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Invite her in, it's snowing so it probably cold as tits
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Invite her in, it looks cold outside.
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I was taught my whole life not to take unwrapped food from strangers.[spoiler]no exceptions[/spoiler]
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Well I'm more of a melon guy myself....
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Edited by ernie535: 4/19/2015 12:41:00 PMWouldn't even answer cuz I can't leave waifu alone
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('-')
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Oh great I need to shovel my driveway
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Buy a few donuts and offer her a jacket. There is snow on the ground she must be freezing!
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3 Replies*opens door with shotgun* Gimme dat! * take box of donuts* NOW GET OUTTA HERE YOU DIRTY SLUT! * proceeds in fired shotgun in air a couple time*
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Buy a donut. Then later that day go and shovel all that -blam!-ing snow off my sidewalk.
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2 RepliesEdited by ThePresident: 4/19/2015 10:30:58 AMI'll ask her which one she would get and when she says "I would have" I would say "Deez Nutz!"
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How 'bout DEEZ NUTZ! Got eeeee!
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Invite her in for a coffee. It looks cold outside.
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Donuts are actually a replica of a vagina.
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1 ReplyFilthy pig-dog 3D women. Why can't they be nice clean 2D waifu
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I'll put my nuts in dat dough!
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1 ReplyTell her I'm not interested in her fake assets and slam the door then go back to playing with them my gf's real ones
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1 ReplyInvite her in for "coffee"
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WHERES MY ANIME TIDDIES YOU BITCH
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This is a devil trick. Not only gluttony, greed and lust, but there is snow! I'd slam the door and grab my flamethrower and salt. I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE FIREY PITS OF WHENCE YOU CAME FROM YOU MATT DEMON!
