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This girl rings your door bell

So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts. What do you do?

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  • This is a devil trick. Not only gluttony, greed and lust, but there is snow! I'd slam the door and grab my flamethrower and salt. I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE FIREY PITS OF WHENCE YOU CAME FROM YOU MATT DEMON!

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  • Too much sugar. Those doughnuts are a bit too big for my liking.

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  • Slap her bewbs then grab the donut box and slap the door.

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    • I would take the 3 donuts I liked, ask if she wants compensation and thank her for her time and...donuts and close the door.

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    • *buy one, only one and slam the door shut*

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    • Edited by TheGuyNamedAngel: 4/19/2015 6:33:49 AM
      Buy some donuts.

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    • Buy the Boston cream donut & go back to whatever I was doing. She's not my type.

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    • She is actually kinda ugly....looks way too fake both in boobs and face...maybe kinda manly in the face at that.

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      • -blam!- her

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      • Slam the door damn Jehovah's Witnesses

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      • She's probably satan if she brought snow to my southern texas door step.

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      • Let me get in that donut hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      • Cum on her face

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          • Why in the -blam!- are you wearing a shirt on a snowy day? Also who are these donuts from? ARE YOU THE DEA DONT ANSWER THAT YOU WONT TAKE MY POTATOES *sniffs potatoes and jumps out of window*

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          • *Insert Lenny*

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          • Buy some donuts and ask her why she has balloons as breasts (And maybe try to pop or jiggle them)

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          • Edited by Ziggerastica: 4/19/2015 5:42:39 AM
            There are mice in those donuts. Also why is she dressed like that? There is snow. Freaking idiot...

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          • Say "Donuts are disgusting, sorry" and shut the door. If she came back with something good like cookies, I'd buy.

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          • [i]open the door, smile and proceed to shut it then mutter audibly through the door[/i] "I'm gluten intolerant" [u]gets em' every time[/u]

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          • [quote]I would take the 3 donuts I liked, ask if she wants compensation and thank her for her time and...donuts and close the door.[/quote] This

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          • Close the door and go back to bed.

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          • >girl

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          • Ask why the hell it's still winter

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          • since when did I have a door bell?

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