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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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If she has chocolate glaze I'm all in. If not I call the police for her for soliciting on my private property
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81 RepliesPro-reversal: "I'm so glad that you knocked. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"
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Edited by Gravemind94: 7/23/2015 6:57:21 PMBuy some doughnuts and then use this vid for reference ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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1 ReplyWhy is there a mouse in one of the doughnuts
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Is this an optical illusion? I dont see any doughnuts [spoiler]but seriously theres a mouse in the one doughnut did anyone notice that?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by tinkerbobv8: 7/23/2015 11:14:23 AMWhy the -blam!- is she outside in a translucent shirt in the middle of WINTER?!
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Take the donut with the rat plush on it. Take the plush off, put the donut back and take the chocolate donut and slam the door in her face.
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No thanks, not a fan of donuts. Bye.
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Give her a coat, she must be freezing.
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Greet her like a normal human being, then ask her to take her shirt off as its part of my research.
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I'd push her in the snow and slam the door.
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Me: Your back must hurt. Her: Why? Me: Come inside and I'll tell you. Her: Yes my lord *walks inside*
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"Why the heck don't you have maple bars?"
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1 ReplyHooters is sampling deserts?
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Say "Can I have your phone number for contact info"
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Tell her it's only good with a coffee. Id tell Jarvis to put the keurig on hypermode. I'd catch fresh coffee with my hand, and begin flicking it at her as to prepare my meal with the donut. She becomes coffee. I yell to her "I CANT WAIT TO EAT YOU" in a sarcastic tone, followed by an obvious loud chuckle as she's most certainly deafened from the hot coffee transmogrification. The donuts silence the coffee, like a pot of steaming water removed from the stove top.
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I dont open the door That's how -blam!- die Not today No sir -blam!- outta here with them fake tittes and fake ass donuts
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I would give her 5 bucks for all the donuts and 100$ for something else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I probably buy a few and try not to push thing to far.
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I would have her come inside [spoiler]So I can "come inside"[/spoiler]
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I like how donuts have holes but I rather bite into your hole
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Buy all the donuts
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fuk th bich smok a bowl n pley codaduty
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Get the donut on the top right
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I'd say: I'll pay 100 bucks to get a little more than the donuts
