You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Grab a linoleum cutter (scalpel like instrument) from the art room. Get in a tactical position where I can't be easily detected. Wait for one of the assailants to get isolated from the group. Quickly take him out, procuring his weapon (and possibly uniform in the process). (If uniform was taken) wait for the other assailants to regroup before opening fire on them in a sneak attack. Win. (If uniform was unrecoverable) repeat the plan until I have a second weapon to arm one of my peers. Eliminate the intruders. Win or die trying...