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Edited by Brob:
4/19/2015 4:24:19 AM
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I am a baby Blue Whale that have evolved to walk and breathe on land.
I enter the dojo itself and hand you a translator. From there, I extend my right fin to reveal an offering. It is a coral statue of 3 whales which are jumping out of the water.
The finest wine is coming out of the first statue, a chocolate waterfall out of the second and the third has water from the Fountain of Youth.
I say "I offer this to you. In exchange, I want to join your dojo."
English
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...How did a whale get in space-- Never mind. Uhm... What other skills do you offer, oh mighty one?
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"The ability to shoot poisonous water from my blowhole. I have also evolved to do that as well. I have venom sacs to act as reserves. Also I can slap people with my tail with great force. Lastly, I use an earsplitting scream too." I await a response.
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I love this whale already. I guess you can start as an underling... If you wish to work your way up the ranks, you must find your place within this establishment. So... What brings you here, whale?
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"I want to defend the dojo from people who try to destroy it."
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[spoiler]Sorry for late response, forgot about this :P.[/spoiler] And these are your true goals? Nothing else?
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"I also want to be a merchant. I have this condition where I poop whale oil. Perhaps I can make a profit off of that." I look at the list of other jobs and notice exploring "I want to also be an explorer. New lands can harbor useful materials."
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Well, alright then. We're touching down on a new planet soon, so maybe you can help me chart area there. Oh, also? I'm a pyromaniac. Remind me to have a partnership with you for oil...
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"Ok. Call me Blubby by the way.' I walk away to the map showing planets near us.
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"I want to defend the dojo from enemies that try to destroy it."
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Well, I'm all for it.
