I am a baby Blue Whale that have evolved to walk and breathe on land. I enter the dojo itself and hand you a translator. From there, I extend my right fin to reveal an offering. It is a coral statue of 3 whales which are jumping out of the water. The finest wine is coming out of the first statue, a chocolate waterfall out of the second and the third has water from the Fountain of Youth. I say "I offer this to you. In exchange, I want to join your dojo."