There is one location in each state now! We are the greatest bankers in the world! We are [i]Not A Shady Banco[/i], and we are totally trustworthy! Shown above is my board of Business Account Managers who aren't obsessed with money at all. We will do everything we can to not screw you over. Your money is safe with us, as well as your SSC! We know everything there is to banking in the US, so no need to worry; our finest accountant actually went to community college!
Remember our motto! "[i]We do all the spending for you[/i]–aw man I just realized that I revealed our secret plan. Crap. Well... Uh... J-just ignore this, then.
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They look so happy that they have money. Scam must of been successful.