Everyone, I will be rolling out some major changes for welcoming new members. The three original options are still in place. However, I will not be as welcoming as I have been. If you wish to join, you must battle either me or one of the lieutenants in order to test your ability in combat. Once you have proven yourself, you must be approved by me as well as at least one Lieutenant. If instead you decide to challenge me to a fight, and I succeed, I will kill you. Much like how it used to be, corpse kebabs will be made out of your remains. If you offer me a gift, and your gift is acceptable, you will be welcome here, but you will not be a true member of the dojo. In order to join, you must follow the instructions listed in option one. If your gift is not acceptable, you will be removed from the dojo. Tell me what you guys think. I will most likely be adding this to the OP soon.