[i]In the time before time, he was there. His origin, nothing. His power, infinite. It is known by many names, but here, in this timeline, in this moment, we call it Cthulhu.
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[i]Legend had it that there would be a man named Paul born into a family. Paul would be the biggest douche bag to exist. His doucheyness would make people from New Jersey look like normal people, like Canadians. [/i]