Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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A man got a flat tire in front of an insane asylum, while changing his tire he accidentally knock his hubcap full of bolts into the storm drain, losing the only way to secure the tire the man is lost on what to do, a patient in the asylum who was watching the man said, "you should take some of the bolts from the other wheels and use that to temporary secure the tire until you get to a service garage", the man said " that's a great idea, I wonder why you are in there", the patient then said " I'm here for being a crazy lunatic, not for being stupid."