TRUE STORY a friend of mine got his first head job at school in the tech rooms on lunch, just as he did his business his knees went weak and he smashed his chin on the steel workbench she was lurking under, he knocked himself out and split the back of his head open on the concrete when he woke up she was GONE and luckily the tech teacher got back early and found him in a pool of blood pants around his ankles and a sticky situation. The teacher drove him to the local emergency and done him a solid and kept it quiet lol