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4/21/2015 8:13:34 AM
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Thieves Landing. Do you mind if I take a nap during the drive?
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Not at all. *drives*
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*As I'm sleeping, all the sudden a car that's far from your rear view mirror is speeding up. The car is full of men with guns and are aiming at your vehicle! Then they start to fire!* *Wakes up* Huh? What the bloody hell is going on!? *Looks behind me* Oh shit, bounty hunters! Quick, try to loose them and I'll pay you extra for your troubles! Your choices: 1)Loose the bounty hunters. 2)Kick me to the curb. 3)Loose the bounty hunters, but near a police station where you can claim the bounty yourself. 4)Kill me and toss my body out, hoping the bounty hunters will stop following you. 5)*Insert your action here*
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5. *Stomp on breaks, step out, turn into gargoyle, kill bounty hunters. Grab you by your neck. Kill you. Stuff your corpse into trunk. Drive away*
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Welp, thanks for your service anyway.
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