A boy walks into a whore store and walks up to the counter "I want your best woman in your finest room" The clerk looks over the counter and asks how old he is, he replies 7. The clerk then goes on to say, your too young come back in 7 years, until then practice on a hollow tree. The kid nods and leaves only to return 7 years later. He repeats himself. "I need your best woman in your finest room" The clerk says the same, come back in 7 years, until then practice on a hollow tree. 7 years later the now 21 year old boy walks in, repeats himself and finally gets the finest woman in their best room. He walks in to find the beauty spread wide open for him, and he grins making his way to her, but stops. He looks around and finds a broom. The whore thought okay, this could be fun in till he starts to violently slam it into her. After she manages escape she looks to him "What the he'll?" she exclaimed. He shrugged. "Checking for squirells"