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4/22/2015 3:36:59 AM
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*walks up to gate in trench coat*
Come and observe my fine wares ladies and gentlemen, I've got a special selection of high powered fire arms that are... Shall we say, unique *smiles* at cheap and reasonable costs. And if I don't have what you need... I can make a special order....
English
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*punches you in the stomach*
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I mean that beating you were handing out was pretty good, the most I've ever seen my shields drop
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Ok well my shield is off now *picks you up and slams you into ground and then throws you into wall*
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*fires five bullets at your head*
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and with my suit, well that's gonna be hard for you to win, this suit is made out of the hardest metals on earth, not even your tentacles can break through, I engineer my suits to be nearly indestructible, to be able to fight anything.
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*strikes defensive pose*
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Why you wouldn't want to fight me? Well... *raises wrist and taps finger in touch pad*
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I'm just a merchant traveling through, although a place like this would be nice. I've heard the legends
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I need a kitchen knife. Got anything like that?
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Sharp objects and firearms, those are my specialties
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A kitchen knife? Yes I do, *pulls kitchen knife out of trench coat* Now that will be 10 dollars.
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*hands over an ounce or two of pure platinum*
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I think this will suffice, thank you for your business sir
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Thank you.
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Anything you have i have something 100x better
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Ah competition. Show me, what you have.
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"I have an entire army at my command." *a hand held gauss cannon appears out of nowhere.
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I'm not looking to start a war sir, I'm merely a merchant, and besides, you've never seen me, right now I could have an assassin aiming one of my custom made high powered sniper rifles at your head. Let's not get to hostile.
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"Lucky for me i have 25 aiming down at you."
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I want to keep this civil, let's put down our weapons, not that I have any.
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*rolls eyes* *pulls out fan and it blows your trench coat off* "No weapons huh."
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Ah I sell these, I have a strict no use policy, 100% new *puts trench coat back on*
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"But if you wish we could work together my tech your weapon designs."
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Ah I like the sound of that, when can Brianna's start?
