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Edited by Inflatablepants:
4/22/2015 4:11:34 PM
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*a store rises out of the ground randomly*
WE ARE BACK IN BUISNESS!
I! As you all know...am Inflatablepants! A while ago I used to own a BUISNESS where I sold magical enchanted pants. That you could ware under your armor and they would grant you unique abilities! Well?! WE ARE MAKING A COMEBACK!
So! Come get some pants that 'YOU' can choose! I will most likely have them!
I accept trade. Preferably with materials I can make more pants with!
This will probably be till the tournament starts. But if it's popular I'll stay in BUISNESS!
[spoiler]For now I say you can make your pants. But should I actually have an select inventory? Tell me what you think.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Pants will usually be toned down a bit if there too OP. Just to keep tournaments and general duels fair.[/spoiler]
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Can I get some that increase evasiveness?
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Oooo. Like a snake! *gives you a pair of green pants that looks like a scaly pattern* This increases your reaction time(evasiveness) by 2.5 seconds.
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Thx *puts on, gives platinum sword*
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Ooooo. Nice. Pleasure doing BUISNESS.
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I ant you to give me another pair of explsoive proof pants but with a red digital camo
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Yes! I just need you to exchange your current pants.
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*shwos em on a briefcase*. dont worry i do have pants right now
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Alright. What's your offer?
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1,000,000 dongerbills
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Trade remember?
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I could teach you one of my special techniques
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Ah... Sure. I do love knowledge
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What would you wish to Learn?
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That's up to you.
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How about my iconic Punch.
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Nah. I'm more of a swords and guns guy. Plus! That's your signature move!
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yeah. I know then *grabs a greatsword* OK thisis a cool one. *throws the sword making it spin into air jumps grabs it mid air and makes an overhead swong spining while falling back* interested
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What would you wish to Learn?
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I guess something that allows me to maintain low recoil but accuracy with every shot. I assume you know how to do that? Or have some sort of blessing or magic power?
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depend the gun. Using a reovler or a heavy pistol hold it clsoe to your lower torso a more normal pistol hold it iwth both ahands and pull the tirgger with the Mean finger
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A sniper?
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I am nto a big Sniper sorry
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Ah well. I'll take what you know. You can have the pants
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thanks
