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4/23/2015 8:25:01 PM
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*V-22 Osprey lands in Dojo Square, the ramp opens and a soldier steps out. Behind him are piles of organized weaponry and munitions*
Hello Dojo citizens! We're back, this time, with THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! We'll be selling some cool old-time weaponry for those hipsters out there. Check out today's specials!
MG42
[spoiler]Hitler's Buzzsaw, a 7.92mm machine gun with a fire rate of more than 1500 RPM. This beast is easily able to cleave a man in half, hence the name. Feeds off of 100 round belts. High rate of fire, high power, loads of recoil.[/spoiler]
M1 Garand
[spoiler]This machine kills commies. A WWII era battle rifle, this weapon is durable an reliable, firing the beastly 30.06 round from 8 round stripper clips. Don't catch your thumb in the bolt! This gun is extremely reliable, and comes in a variety of finishes.[/spoiler]
Thompson M1A1
[spoiler]The gangster's submachine gun, this weapon has seen combat from Chicago to Saigon. A .45 SMG the Thompson feeds from 30 round stick mags, an packs a mean punch. It is however, only extremely accurate in CQC situations. [/spoiler]
Mosin Nagant
[spoiler]Old gun, as rugged a the Russians. Bolt action, slow ROF, but high powered and accurate.[/spoiler]
Boys Anti-Tank Rifle
[spoiler]This bolt action 20mm rifle absolutely demolishes its targets. Feeds off of a 5 round mag, this British weapon served in WWII, disabling many a tank. Very bulky.[/spoiler]
Remington New Model Army
[spoiler]This throwaway cylinder revolver helped to win the West, will it help you? Fires a massive round just below a .50 cal, can be fan-fired, but the recoil is massive. Engraved with custom engravings.[/spoiler]
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Yo BadCompany! Give me that revolver, please. How much?
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$1000.
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Oh ( •_•) *hands over money*
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Thank you. *hands revolver in leather hip holster*
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Is it possible to get the Navy-issue Garand, the one thats chambered for .308?
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Of course, any preferred furnishings?
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Have you got any built out of stainless steel? I'd like something reliable to take on hunting trips, i rarely get to hunt anymore, but i still take time to enjoy the weapons i own.
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We do happen to have stainless steel receivers.
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Just receivers? If so its fine, I'll still take one. Also, what of the body, what wood types do you have?
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The furniture comes in synthetic plastic of your choice hydrodipped, we stock walnut, cherry, and redwood.
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I'll take redwood, its fairly sturdy. How much do i owe you?
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$2500. Redwood's expensive.
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Yeah, i can imagine, here's the change. Refitting all the metal to stainless is gonna be a bitch, and the thing will be heavy, but i wont have to clean it too often. Have a good one man, contracting isnt easy employment.
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Already got me a Thompson...hit me with that New Model Army. Please.
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*hands you one* To reload, you've got to place a whole new cylinder in. $1000 please.
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*browses weapons until Mosin Naget, stops, and weeps silently, then leaves*
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*walks up* [i]oh! Your here again I'll take an M1 GARAND and customize it like last time I'll enchant it later.[/i]
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What upgrades would you like sir?
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[i]do you remember last time I was here?[/i]
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First time on the job actually, boss has been rotating us out.
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[i]oh ok well let's get something new let's see... Ok 1-900 meter scope a red laser on the bottom M2 energy bullets a rubber stock and... I think that's it...[/i]
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*hands you a modified Garand with synthetic furniture, the required optics and lasers, and as case of the specified munitions* That will be $2500.
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[i]ok...[/i] *takes out Wallet* [i]ok I only have 3,000 so here keep the change.[/i] *hands you money*
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No thanks Im good
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MOsin nagant. and type THE end on it
