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4/24/2015 4:43:21 AM
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[b]A large piece of metal, indiscernible through a trail of fire and smoke, crash lands half a mile west of the Dojo.[/b]
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*Puppies look at it*
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[b]It seems to be some sort of drop pod, very polygonal. Everything is charred black and broken, but what seems to be the hatch is thudding and budging, as if someone was trying to get out.[/b]
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*They leave,...then come back in panzer tank and blow it open...wait wtf?*
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[b]Goop runs down the edges of the hatch...[/b]
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*One pokes their head out and stares at it...like it doesn't give a single fück*
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*investigates*
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[b]It seems to be some sort of drop pod, very polygonal. Everything is charred black and broken, but what seems to be the hatch is thudding and budging, as if someone was trying to get out.[/b]
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*walks over to help* Hey, need a bit of help, little guy?
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[b]The thudding stops as you approach. As you're about to help, a large spear jabs through the crack between the hatch and the pod, barely missing you by an inch. Whatever is inside, it's began making furious growling noises, and it's using the spear to pry open the door.[/b]
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*quickly prays open door with a crowbar made of titanium/steel*
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[b]The growling comes to an abrupt stop. It's impossible to see inside; it's darker than pitch... But it feels completely unnatural. It's the middle of the day, you should be able to see in-[/b] [i]SK-K-K-KREEEEEE!!!![/i] [b]The darkness fades, and a four-armed metal construct lunges for you at lightning speeds.[/b]
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*ducks underneath* Well hello! *waves*
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[b]It swings both of its right fists at you.[/b]
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*rolls forward and punches it*
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*drunkenly staggers out of the way* Fisticuffs? FISTICUFFS!
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[b]As you stagger, you walk right into its knee, sending you to the ground. It takes its spear, and points it at your throat.[/b] [i]WHO D-D-DARES TO APPROACH ME?[/i] [b]It's made of black metal, with various scratches and etchings on its body; about a head taller than the average human. It has four arms, with four fingers on each hand. It wears a necklace made of sharp teeth and a bird skull. Most fascinating is its helmet; a skull is carved into the face with an extra eye in the forehead. Each eye glows a vivid green. Large horns of yellowing bone grow out of each side, like a ram's.[/b]
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*waves again* Hey, come on, don't be so sour. *pours some vodka* Want some?
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[b]It hisses and smashes the glass with its spear.[/b] [i]WHO ARE YOU?[/i]
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I will if you put the spear away.
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[b]It takes a step back and draws the spear from your neck, but it still points it at you.[/b] [i]Who are you, org-g-g-ganic?[/i]
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I am Itè. You ok?
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[b]He doesn't reply, just stares.[/b]
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*ahem* target.name="Itè" //diagnostic.exec
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*teleports* what happened here?
