*Puppies invade the dojo utilizing the most feared weapon in existence, adorableness*
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*walks up to them* What's this *picks up a empty blood bag*
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*Hmmm lets see..empty blood bags..blood everywhere...like seriously its not hard to figure out*
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*reads the bag then drinks some of the blood from the bottle* Looks like you little fur balls tried to trick me it was good but wasn't planned out well enough
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*they give no fawks*
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*Messes up the fur on one of them to make it look adorably soft*
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*spawn limit reached, all puppies despawn*
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But the puppy looked so soft.....oh well *splashes people with blood*
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*pulls out scythe* Time to kill... Puppies? No, I'm- no... *leaves*
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*They follow you around*
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*runs*
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*blocks the puppies while shooting them and shouting* "RUUUUUN!!!
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Edited by The Emperor: 4/24/2015 2:41:52 PM*Gets out gun with High armor piercing rounds* (iridium) "theese aren't real dogs, they're aliens, or something like that
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*You'd really shoot puppies? That are driving tanks?*
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They aren't dogs/puppies beacuse they can't control the tank, and even if they did they wouldn't Be able to obtain knowledge of how to drive
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*And yet their doing it soooo...your logic seems to be invalid at this point and time as the puppies are racing around in the tanks*
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Nahhhhh.... I still don't think that they are puppies
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*One pokes its head out of a tank and stares at you obviously offended*
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*starts shouting very loudly* [b][i][u]I HAVE DOGS MYSELF AT HOME, AND THEY ARE TEN BILLION TIMES CUTER THAN YOU WILL AND HAVE EVER BEEN!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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*Your screaming at puppies...bitch plz*
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'Shouting' not screaming, bitch pleaze
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*Same difference your voice is at a severely heightened pitch while addressing a group of puppies...like seriously your yelling at puppies and everyone is stareing at you like your crazy*
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Edited by The Emperor: 4/24/2015 3:33:58 PMIt's not at heightened pitch
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*Doesn't change the fact your yelling at puppies...that aren't even there, fawking inception music EVERWHERE!!!!!*
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I know XD
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*looks at emmaviktor* Stop yelling at the puppies