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4/24/2015 2:39:56 PM
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*They chase you...in a panzer tank..which apparently their driving*
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*slows, backflips, and shoots an anti tank missile into the top*
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*They somehow expertly maneuver the tank to avoid the rocket...like wtf their puppies*
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*drops to a scythe swing*
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*An army of kittens arise and flood your position*
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*summons an army of tortoises*
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They don't last long with the tanks racing to and fro*
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*they have planes AND tanks though*
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*And the kittens brought mechs...get on muh lvl*
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and the tortoises have Gamera. Checkm8
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*Bitch plz the puppies brought gurren laggan as back up*
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*turtles has blastoise
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*Kittens countered with raiko(or however you spell its damn name)*
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*tortoises summon our lord and savior Satan*
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*The puppies summon our true lord and savior, master chief*
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Tortoises have Arby
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*chief has CE magnum, get rekted*
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*Arby has Halo 3 dual wielding and [u]2[/u] CE pistols
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*Chief has noble team as back up*
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Arby still wins
