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Edited by The Emperor:
4/24/2015 3:24:29 PM
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Aww come on, do you even have guns bro? Or at least grenades? *makes loud mechanical noise* sorry i haven't eaten in a while[spoiler]exo[/spoiler]
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You want me to use my guns fine but I'll show you how strong they are *pulls out a black handgun and shoots a tree leaving a hole the size of a bowling ball and a trace of electricity*
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Oh god i shouldn't have said that
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Now shall I keep using my scythe or my guns [spoiler]I have two handguns except the other one shoots fire[/spoiler]
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If you have to use guns then please use the one with fire, i'd rather get badly injured by fire than lightning, but it's your choise of course
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How about I use both *I put away my scythe and draw both handguns within 5 seconds I fired 20 rounds* [spoiler]you can dodge them but you're going to get hit by at least 3 or 4[/spoiler]
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Oh thank god!! *bullets get blocked by nano sheild* Nano shield for the win! And that's why i said you shouldn't use lightning, but i guess i was wrong[spoiler]my character thought that the lightning would destroy the nano sheild[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]thats because I didn't channel my energy into the guns[/spoiler] Oh that's going to be fun to destroy *my arms glow a black and red aura and the guns fire much faster and hit harder*
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*sheild starts degenerating [u]slowly[/u]*
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*keeps firing and getting closer to you*
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*As the sheild is close to going away, i teleport and turn invisible*
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Really? Guess I'm going to have to find you now *listens closely trying to find you*
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Edited by The Emperor: 4/24/2015 4:17:01 PM*i quickly grab you from behind and disable your constrictors and aim a specialy modified Deagle (Desert eagle) to your head* "game over" i say [spoiler]but you may still have a chance, but at the same time you do have gun pointed to your head and a knife at your throat [/spoiler]
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Death is just the beginning *your gun and knife glow red and burn your hands as I give a quick blow to your ribcage and throw you over my shoulder*
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Edited by The Emperor: 4/24/2015 4:33:57 PMIncineration!! I knew it, ok you won, good fight[spoiler]congrats[/spoiler] ahhh shit i need a mechanic! Humps to nearest mechanic
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*checks on you to make sure you didn't break anything* You were a decent challenge
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And so were you
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Thx but i'm an exo, soo nothing broken, it just hurts
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Oh. Well here's a little reward *I hand you a chunk of obsidian and a bar of platinum*
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Thx :D
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Your welcome *inspects handguns*
