See, the Destiny world is overwhelmed with mystery, angry hordes of bullet sponges, and a tremendous amount of Sexual Tension. Admit it, we all know what Ikora Rey and Commander Zavala are doing in the Crucible's storage locker behind Shaxx's back. :D Too bad Shaxx ain't got no truck with any of the females in the tower, but we all know he's crying inside. Who else puts so much effort into sending other guardians into a time-distorted kill zone? A lonely man does. And Pepper-ridge Farms remembers.... We'll start with Warlocks, the more intelligent of the three Guardian types. The Void walker: A master of crowd control, perfect for spicy encounters with multiple partners, and can bring the climax to all within his or her gaze. (mmm, exquisite.) But Void-walkers suffer from one major fallback in the romantic department, they just explode all over the damn place, making the poor cleaning robots in the tower experience a terror like none other. It takes freaking days to get Void energy out of the rugs, man! Don't even get me started on the drapes! [b] *CONCLUSION*[/b] Void-walkers are very good in large gatherings, (giggity), but once they reach their limit they finish with a big bang; afterwards they slip away into the night after realizing that they forgot to wear a condom in the first place, and they can't really put up much of a fight. The Sun-Singer: A fiery being full of hotness and a plasma-like fuel source. Sounds like a perfect partner eh? .... Eh?.... We'll see. The Sun-singer seems to be lacking a particular something when he/she enters the bedroom, but looks can be deceiving. Ask Ikora Rey, she'll deny it, but we all know what she's really capable of. :D Anyhoo, Sun-singers truly shine when engaging partners on an individual level, causing large and timely bursts of pleasure throughout the snuggle. But.... Then the Sun-singer starts to lag behind, and withers on the vine a lot earlier than the other Guardians; much to the Suns' embarrassment. But fear not loyal tower lovers! In a miraculous event, the Sun-singer bursts forth from the ashes; A blazing angel of passion with greater endurance than their small frames suggest. They are tougher the second go around, and often leave the most experienced lovers in exhaustion. [b]*CONCLUSION*[/b] Sun-singers are perfect for beginners in the romantic world, yet when they show their true colors they can easily incinerate their partners through pure passion. Before eloping with your Sun-singer mate, remember to establish a safety word in advance, or to stop the "heated" encounter once the Sun-singer becomes exhausted. [b]The Gunslinger[/b]: A ferocious partner to say the least, yet by no means irrational. The Gunslinger brings to the bedroom a bundle of tricks: Ranging from one powerful and spicy blast to a variety of "pleasure drones" to assist him/her in the act. They are also rather kinky creatures, often or not when doing the risky business they juggle knives to test their resolve. Male Gunslingers frequently test their accuracy by throwing knives across the bedroom into the centers of small targets. (That's an innuendo by the way.) When the time comes to take things up a notch, the Gunslinger strikes pinpoint targets with ruthless precision. Able to hit a partner three times, yet some of the more experienced Gunslingers can manage four strikes; a Gunslinger sets their partner's nerves ablazing for a quick finish. [b]CONCLUSION:[/b] Gunslingers are perfect for beginners in the romantic world like the Sun-Singer, yet they easily leave a greater impression in the short time that they are active.